ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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