Where did you get a picture of my penis
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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