allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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