Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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