so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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