I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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