Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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