How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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