There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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