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(678): View more from Georgia

All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?

(404): View more from Georgia

You mean bread?

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(419): View more from Ohio

I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.

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(303): View more from Colorado

We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down

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(623): View more from Arizona

My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.

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(315): View more from New York

A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos

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(416): View more from Toronto

earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings

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(334): View more from Alabama

You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.

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