i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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