dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Let's paint friendship bongs
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Randomize
