PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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