If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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