I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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