Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
