whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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