this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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