yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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