OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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