Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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