Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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