We won't sleep together?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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