This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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