I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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