This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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