she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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