You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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