I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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