i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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