just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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