Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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