Well douche your snatch and let's go!
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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