Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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