kristin has been a bad kristin
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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