people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Randomize
