So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I don't think brook has ever known best
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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