I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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