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(416): View more from Ontario

He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.

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(678): View more from Georgia

just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.

(603): View more from New Hampshire

it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.

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(619): View more from California

THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO

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(303): View more from Colorado

That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?

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(858): View more from California

Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Fuck me I smell like cheese

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