Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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