she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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