Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
she pinky promised me she was 18
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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