I should be sponsored by Trojan
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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