it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
True strength comes from lack of pants
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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