How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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