In the future we'll all be gay
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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