ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Im part way to drunk.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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