Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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