I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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