Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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